Hey, it's me - Mom

Hi y'all. Its Julian's mom here. He's gonna have a new post for you soon as we have some uber-cute pics of him with his girlfriend, Allie, but in the meantime I'm going to sell him out while he's napping by telling a little story to embarass him. So, this morning we were sitting on the couch and watching Dora while I had my morning coffee and, naturally, Jules had no pants on (we're trying to potty train when we're at home so we generally hang out pant-less or the laundry becomes uncontrollable) I was concentrating on consuming my coffee as quickly as possible so we could get ourselves to playgroup on time and I guess Jules started playing around "down there" and suddenly proclaimed "Mummy! Mummy yook! [he struggles with the 'L' sound so everything's 'yook! yook at dis!'] Mummy yook! My peepee's big big big!" What does one say? I think I replied with, "Yes, it is! Peepees do that sometimes." He doesn't yet know the word for "testicles" but he then pointed to them and said, "Mummy yook! Dees are bumpy!" I guess maybe we need to turn up the thermostat? Oy. I suddenly flashed forward in time to "sex talks" and playground-inspired questions and I think I actually felt a grey hair sprout.