Hey... wait just one cotton-pickin second... What are you guys all laughing at?

... whatever, I still look super fly. *honk honk!*

I have to go spray some champagne around now so I'll catch you guys later!
love,
Jules

measuring up...

Here I am at the beach the other day and then the picture on the left was taken on the same swing but last September. As you can see, my legs have grown quite long and shapely since then.

I still enjoy checking out the ladies, though, as they walk by (okay, maybe it was a dog... but it might have been a lady dog)

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SO I'LL MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!

Well, I must apologize again. Mommy's been sooooo busy that even though I ask her every day, she's had no time to help me update my blog. She's been so busy, in fact, that I had to offer to help her out by being put on the payroll at her and Nana's gardening company... Yes, that's right. I am officially a Strategic Planting employee.

So here I am on the job. As you can see it's dirty work but somebody's got to do it. At least I make peat moss look good.

Alright, enough of this "working" racket. I'm throwing in the trowel.

Oops... I really did throw it in. I wonder if mommy's going to want that back?

Yesterday we didn't have to work (for once) and it was SOOOO hot outside that mommy and I went over to my friend Natalie's house to swim in her pool. I was the only man there so I decided to check the water temperature for the ladies and... he-hem... "jumped" in when mommy had her back turned. Luckily I had my life jacket on so I was okay. After we'd swam Natalie and I got all kinds of naked and played on the deck. It was fun until...

OW! Hey, I don't know what you're into lady, but pinch your own damn nipples!

That's it. Keep your naked self away from me - I'm outta here! You'll never catch me!

Where'd she go? Maybe if I jump in this car I can make my escape and my nipples will be safe once and for all!

Finally we had to get some clothes on so mommy and I could go home. For all the pool accidents and nipple pinching I had a blast so I hope Natalie invites me back to swim again soon... Oh, ya, did I mention that I peed on their deck? Maybe I shouldn't expect that invitation any time soon.

Finally, for posterity, I thought I'd make a list of all the words I can say now. I think this is all of them but I'll let you know if I think of any more:

1) Hi
2) Bye
3) Cheese
4) Cold
5) Uh-oh
6) No
7) Oh no
8) Moo
9) Nay
10) Baa
11) Meow
12) Woof
13) Car
14) Truck
15) Bubble
16) Hat
17) Mommy
18) Dada
19) Nana
20) Momo (some of you may know Momo has "Moby" our cat)
21) More
22) Poo-poo
23) Water (I only said this one once, but I think it still counts)

I think there are more but *yawn* I'm kinda tired. I'm going to go to sleep and I'll continue the list tomorrow if I think of any more.

Bye guys! Sorry it's been so long since I blogged. I'll try to get mom to be more on the ball.
Love,
Jules

GEEZ, FINALLY!

Well, I've FINALLY (after a month of harassment) got mommy to come on and update everyone. Sadly, mommy & daddy's camera broke which means no cute pictures of little ol' me. I've decided to start a fund-raiser, though. Anyone who thinks the sun does't shine quite as brightly without updated pictures of me on my blog can call 1-800-CUTE-BOY and pledge to help mommy and daddy raise enough money to buy a new camera.

Please, help put an end to the suffering. Donate today.

(by the way, I've been very busy going to the park and the zoo and I say lots of new words, like, "hi" and "cheese"... It's been an exciting time. Too bad you missed it. Just pick up the phone and have your credit card handy).

love,
Jules

HAPPY EASTER!

Hi everyone!

Well, seeing as it was the holiday weekend, I've been taking things easy and here I am relaxing with my morning coffee yesterday.

Oh, I almost forgot to roll up my rim. I hope to win the flat-screen tv for my bedroom.

Today my cousins came over to celebrate Easter. It was great because the Easter Bunny had come by and hidden some chocolate eggs and he didn't skimp - there were probably 100 eggs and so my cousins helped find them all. I mean, I don't need all that chocolate myself (it is almost bathing-suit season).

Here's my cousin Sammy with her eggs (and Moby is also featured going in for a little Sammy love)

My cousin Ally was definitely the most ruthless of the egg-hunters. She'll steal an egg from right under your nose if you're not careful. You can even see here that she has her game-face on.

Ally: "I pity the fool who tries to mess with my eggs..."

and here's my biggest cousin, Matthew, with his eggs (and a fat lip that he got at school this week).

Here's a group shot of the cousins that our mommies tried to coordinate. I'm all, "Whoop-dee-do (get me outta here)".

Now check out this action shot. This is what happens when you try to reason with your older female cousins while they're trying to break into a bathroom.

Me: "hey ladies, why don't you let Auntie Sandra do her business in peace?"

Them: "Did you hear something? Cuz I didn't" *thump*

...and next thing I know I'm on the ground! Geez. Women.

Well, g'night everyone!

love,

jules